April 12, 2006
The real-life Cujo actually will spontaneously attack. People are usually pretty surprised by this. They never believe me when I say "My cat is psychotic" because everyone says their cat is psychotic. But my cat really is psychotic. I mean, he has psychotic episodes.
He'll be perfectly happy then he'll need to attack you. Then he'll get over it and all will be as it was. If he was a human, he'd be in an asylum. Seriously.