February 14, 2005

Valentine's Day. The annual affirmation of my girlfriendless loserhood.

Well, whever I feel blue, I turn to my fan-mail for comfort. That way, I get words of encouraging wisdom like this actual quote:

I thought about an email signature line the Forth statement for base
13 and multiplying 9 and 6, with the suggestion of letting Forth be the
answer to the ultimate question..., but of course, I thought better of
it.

Or this one:

I REALLY do not like Donald Trump, and like to visualize him in
hell roasting on a spit being FIRED.

And my personal favorite:

whne can we (that was the entire message)

Thank you, readers, for your words of encouragement.

-ATW